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William Elliott Hazelgrove

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Lives in oak park, Illinois United States ·
William Elliott Hazelgrove
Republicans need to get laid more
The dudes who aren't getting any are always the grouchiest. Cranky. In college guys would just get kind of bitchy and you knew they weren't scoring. And they hated the guys who had all the girls. Male...
William Elliott Hazelgrove
Death of a Monkee
A Monkee has bit the dust and left us one less for our lunchboxes. That someone who had adorned lunchboxes across American and crooned in studio produced albums as part of a retread Beatle shtick mean...
William Elliott Hazelgrove
The President...what a...SNOB!
Snobs go to college.  Snobs go to Ivy League schools. Snobs become lawyers. Snobs are President of the Law Review. Snobs become President. ABC equals Z in Santormi land. Even when he loses he wins. Gr...
William Elliott Hazelgrove
The Santorum Dark Ages
Santorum is a nightmare and fits the times. America has gone back to some sort of retro Salem Witch Trial era where people really believe in witches and devils and the liberal socialist monster under ...
William Elliott Hazelgrove
Why Watching the Oscars Is Hard
Watching the Oscars is hard. Take Chris Rock. He had to let everyone know that he got a million bucks for just doing his lines in an animated movie. Must be rough. At a time when most writers are eati...